The Ravenblack Grimoire

But apparently he's risen again like Christ but on the second day instead of the fourth day and unlike Christ he's not preaching world peace or some shit.

He's apparently reanimated his soul into the newly formed body of Saint Lestat (just in case you wanna know where to send your sympathy cards) and just got himself hooked back up to the lovely Inu (in which case you should probably also send a Congratulations card too) which is like KING Lestat but not really because King Lestat was killed by God Ravenblack. But he's essentially the same soul, but you know, with a new body. Which would be kinda neat when you think abou it cause. HEY! I've always wanted bigger boobs so I should totally go that route and then find me a new body with like bigger boobs and smaller feet or something.

Anyway. King Lestat is dead. But the soul lives on in Saint Lestat or some convoluted nonsense.

Yes, I knoooow you silly little blighters are going to howl about how he's NOT dead. But can King Lestat move? No. Can King Lestat 'speak'. No. Has God Ravenblack smite him with his omnipotent power and frozen King Lestat into unmoving, unspeaking, inability to do ANYTHING deadness? Yes.

Exactly. I'm done.
So sad for you King-y. Maybe your more saintly incarnation will be a little wiser and not piss off the great and almighty dude with the 'You Did Bad' spanky spoon.

This is Damari
Ex-Grimoire Owner
Roving Opinionated Reporter
Reporting on the sad death of
King Lestat.

You're so gonna love me now that I'm back in the reporting hot seat. I just know it.