Change to Elitism?

The Grimoire has just had a little clean up with its subscription issues. This is no big deal to those who have an up to date subscription but it is a big deal to those anonymous vampires who attempt to sneak in and leave dodgy pornography advertisements in our establishment in the hopes we’ll accidentally let one slip through our rigorous security.

I for one, am sick of wading through the nonsense so I’ve essentially shut out all Anonymous Vampires from viewing the paper. What does the Grimoire want with Anonymity anyway? Nothing is the answer to that one.

The Grimoire has always prided itself on being a newspaper than any vampire can read and partake of irrespective of whether it has a subscription or not. But as in all things, this has to change to meet managerial concerns and as such all will just need to flash their subscription before being able to read our superior, if sporadic news.

Does this mean The Grimoire is now an elitist news organisation that shuts out the anonymous little man? No. That's not what this means at all. We encourage and welcome all new readers. What this does mean is that dropping off anonymous porn advertisements is no longer to be bourne.

Thank you for your patronage to one of the longest running newspapers in the city. We aim to please, and if that fails, we aim to please ourselves.

Sincerely,
Damari