Tori Returned

Dead and Buried is the new black. Or the old black or like the sad ass grey black everyone wears because some sick rick told them it was the new black. The sheep.

It’s not the new black at all. It’s just sad and yet another sad ass has raised his head up from the depths of buried-dom to announce his burgeoning presence to the city. Again. Again.

But lets face it. We’ve all missed this particular brand of sad ass. The city was a depressing, more common place place without the pert gentlemen we all fondly remember with his wise cracks, his duelling supremacy and grandiose plans that never came to anything.

So Sartori is back. Preceeded by Sheyrena, the pert pixie’s personal D’dary popsicle and what does that mean to the city?

Not much quite frankly. Lets face it. If this is news, there must be sweet fuck all happening out in the city proper.

Dammit, I’ve just made it news. That’s it. We all need a life.

Damari
~Editor and Chief in her own little opinionated world