The Ravenblack Grimoire

Dear Lucius,

Could you tell me what happened to the once so feared Church of Blood with a few words?
Signed: Cerridwen

Dear Cerridwen,

In a few words...

The End. Meltdown. Period. Apocalypse. Finish. Massacre. Termination. Punch line. Final. Heat-death of the Earth. Kaput. Armageddon. Finita la commedia. Death. All dead. All gone. Game over. That's it. Adieu. Goodbye. Sweet dreams. See you. Hasta luego. Poof. Black hole. Vanish. Burp. RIP. Complete. Adieu. Ciao. A human as viewed from a satellite in orbit. Earth from a galaxy far far away. What happens to the cat when it's in the hat. The total IQ of the average Ravenblack Grimoire reader. What Pavlov's dog had in mind. The Big Bang before itself. The one and only perfect truth. The beginning of a circle. A modern art piece without its manual. Where the umbrellas go when they die. What a mirror sees when it looks at another mirror. A silent scream in an empty room. What you can observe through the wrong end of a microscope. The definitive vanishing point. A lake on Mars. A target for a myopic sniper. What we know about women. The complete rules of how to deal with sunburns when you're a vampire. What happened when half the Dark Alliance went blue. What happens when you've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, you're wearing sunglasses and you're not a Blues Brother. What happens when you have no cigarettes, no coffee, you're waking up and you're me. The answer to your prayers. Your bank account. A deal with Capadocious. A threat from Archangel. A proposal from Ophelia. A leadership lesson from Unicorn. What powers epona's brain. Vapourware. The average vampire's electrocardiogram. The ultimate error message.

I hope this helps,

~Lucius
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