The Ravenblack Grimoire

Sartori has left his family in the middle of a war to have a duel with Shikon, stating publicly that it was just because he was bored. With what appeared to be little or no concern for those involved with the war he was actively a part of, Sartori suddenly just went on his own way to fight Shikon in a duel that really, as far as this reporter could tell, no one cared much about.

Shikon, forever the consumate protagonist of words, has never been known for her ability to kill. In fact, no one that this reporter spoke to could recall her ever killing anyone. So Sartori appears to be off to prove a point, before he ever finished proving his first point, which at this point, no one can figure out what that point was to begin with.

Needless to say, the facts are clear that as the admitedly boring war drags on and the Enforcers of Enlightenment slowly and easily kill off the other side, that Sartori and his family after much boasting and bragging apparently lost interest and forgot all what was said weeks ago, leaving the EoE to clean up the mess, which never appeared to be much of a challenge in the first place.

As this far from intriguing parody of important events unravel, this reporter will attempt not to fall asleep while reporting and keep the adoring public informed.