The Ravenblack Grimoire

The Ravenblack Grimoire (sporadically) brings all the latest news from Ravenblacks city, winning critical acclaim for it's (not so) fast paced news coverage.

If you consider any of the News pieces in the Grimoire to be factually inaccurate, please email the editor. If you would like to contribute, let us know.

Scroll of Summoning

Being a Sire is a full time occupation. Not only is it for an eternity (well, unless you count the revolving Hall of Severance door), but you’re rather stuck with creatures who live forever. It’s a large decision to gather the dearies under your banner and it takes just as much work to nurture them, protect them, induce them to give you things, as it does to make the decision to kill them, or maim them.

Lets be honest, there are more reasons than love or adoration to Sire a vampire. More often these days it is a purely tactical decision and the weight of respect is balanced by the fact you can use the Scroll of Succour in battle to minimise resources, pare back the need for Teleportation Scroll use and all round good sense.

It is hard to imagine how sentient trees with little to no self motivation can cause such a furor. I remember clearly a couple years ago when I took a long hard yank on Lord Galamushi’s intention and aired his tired undies out for the city to see. Holding up his duplicity for everyone with half a brain to add one and one and conclude that the vampire was the epitome of dodgy. I stood my ground then and even now, as look at what the present holds, I stand it once again.

That was nearly two years ago. Since then Lord Galamushi and his wonderfully soft spoken bride have both taken to Neutral pink and eschewed a life of warring and mayhem. Or have they?

Lets face it, there are vampires in this city you’d rather not talk to. Hell, if I were to list the little bastards I'd rather not converse with I'd be a lonely little wippet writing alone in her own newspaper with no one reading. Ohh hold on ...

Anyway, we don’t live in a utopian society (and lets face it, if we did I probably wouldn’t exist) and that means we aren’t sitting around loving one another singing Kumbaya and you expect that because we live our unlives with an eternal time clock. But there are the few, those little few that want to make living nightmares of themselves. They telepath you, they stalk you, they sit on the corner outside your cafe with a banjo playing horrendous renditions of Dueling Banjos.

Bite Awards

Reminiscent of the Nitty Gritty Awards I admit having another awards show bandied about initially brought a sharp distaste to my mouth, like sneaky morning bile you wake up to, spit out and gag on.

That said, I have to admit. This one, for all my protestations, is not so bad. I like Coquette. Unlike the choccyy cocks who coward behind confectionary coated cowardice, Coqqy (as I like to call her – and apropos to my current alliteration) plays a pretty even game. High praise from me indeed.

I won’t go to the event by any means and the idea of it still gags like swallowed vomit when I think about it. But it’s not so bad. You have the same cliques with different faces doing the same voting pad bullshit but what came out in this wash was an interesting eclectic mix of new and old.

So Ravenblack has been introduced of a penal system. Funny the word itself should evoke such phallic imagery and it is little wonder God Raven in his infinite (if odd times quirky) wisdom thought it appropriate to introduce this form of incarceration.

Being that God Raven gets to arbitrarily decide who does and does not get themselves thrown into the locker it is hardly likely that a burgeoning system of formal government, a policing of laws hereto unknown is suddenly going to sprout out of this new repercussion.

But it does pose a rather pointed question to our city. What happens when he throws you in the locker? What is the penalty involved? How the hell do you avoid the embarrassment of, god forbid, the black and white striped PJ's you're forced to wear?

I was reminded I used to own this rag. And then I was similarly reminded that hell I still held the keys to the printing press, the building, the editing software and being the opportunistic bitch that I am I’ve decided to take it back over.

Yes, take it back over. I’m bored.

I’m bored of nothing happening and I’m bored of no one reporting what is going on in the city that can write worth a shit. I can write. I have an opinion and I realise that I have the keys to a newspaper I can use to spam the city with my errant opinion.

Well, and hopefully convince some people to write as well. But that isn’t really high on my ‘to do’.

Latest Update - July 26 2008 - Safety Deposit Boxes

You can now purchase a safety deposit box key for 11000 coins, from the Cloister of Secrets at Gloom and 1st. If you possess a key, you can put your other objects in a magical safety deposit box in any bank, and withdraw the objects from any other bank. There are few advantages to this; flowers will not decay while in storage, and you're safe from accidentally giving items away or using them if they're in storage.

Well, it looks like God Ravenblack has finally got off his large duff and given the city something new to play with. Not that he hasn’t from time to time thrown us a bone but those moments have been rare and far between.

Greetings!

We here at the Grimoire are looking for a few no-nonsense reporter types to join our staff. As many of you know, this paper is not run as most papers in our fair City. Instead of the run of the mill gossip and bickering we strive for excellence through solid reporting. Currently we are seeking news hounds to do bindings, severances, obits and the occasional Editorial.

Those interested in a job are encouraged to inquire at the Grimoire Staff contact page located at:

http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/2L53FYKMQPT2C2X7AOKFK3KFYM

Only serious applicants need leave a note. Thank

I thought about writing an article about the Republic, Yggdrasil vs IDC, POE, ES, Dawn debacle and then I thought to myself. What better illustration of the whole action than to post the end result.

IDC, POE,ES, Dawn Lineage Fatalities

Malicous
Lady Gray x 2
Altania x 2
Kali
sorla
limelight x 2
Velvet Kiss
Samantha Dawn
Lass
IceAngel
Lathered_up
Matej – 2-3 times
Scarlet Dawn
Crisdawn
Lesion
Cwolffire
master219
deadpaparick
shyeyeloverkil
Miranda Dawn
doncey
shaarinya
Jycea
Sabrene
TygerNight
MidntTigr
Spellbyne
BlueVamp
LilRaver
BlackBlank

There is a wide body of sociological literature on the concept of framing. In short, framing is how individuals understand their experiences and express it in a narrative. Of course, the veracity of these expressions is always questionable but that is not the important factor (at least for Erving Goffman). What matters is how individuals frame it. From this simple concept, a sociologist brought this concept to social movements. The basic argument is movement activists must frame experiences to resonate with a wider audience, to recruit and gain support. In many ways, this is rhetoric and persuasion. We all do it, especially governments when it comes to war.

And so the women are sold too, in much the same way:

Miranda Dawn sold to Lesion – 135,000
Nnamira D’dar sold to Sartori – 110,000
BladeofRayne sold to Rodargo – 90,000
Velvet Kiss sold to Lesion – 75,000
Labyrinth sold to TooL – 75,000
Anuksunamun sold to Zadow – 70,000
Icsis of Exuma sold to Phoenixxe – 66,000
Synangel sold to Goliath – 60,000
Josephine sold to Calisto – 56,000
Vampuro sold to Xandra – 53,000
Sweetblood17 sold to Mistress Ash – 50,000
Ellora sold to Mistress Ash – 50,000
Lady darkness sold to Seth Lomax – 50,000
CG Dragonfly sold Drusilla – 45,000

And the final results for the Drip Red silent auction are as follows:

Thylantis sold to Mina – 310,000
Count Tuna sold to Morgana18 – 150,000
Goliath was sold to Tatana – 120,500
Rykoth sold to Morgana18 – 100,000
TygerNight sold to Mystic Dreams – 100,000
Scratch sold to Gypsychilde – 95,000
AcerNeros sold to Xandra – 90,000
Daly was sold to Drusilla -86,000
Deylin sold to Velvet Kiss – 65,500
Spensor sold to Ebony Moon – 51,000
Angelo was sold to Miranda Dawn – 50,000
Nesmuth sold to Miranda Dawn – 50,000
Rico was sold to Goddessred – 45,500
Torlogh O’brien sold to Mistress Thorn – 45,000

Your word.

Perhaps one of the most important thing any vampire can hold true to. Agree to do something and then renege on that agreement is likely to have unpleasant consequences. Such consequences are now showing themselves in the form of a duel challenge from Lord Galamushi to Damari.

To satisfy my own curiosity, I sought out Damari to ask her exactly, as she sees it, what is going on. She's known far and wide for her bitchy remarks, her sometimes direct, sometimes subtle ways of speaking and in general possessing the knack of worming her way under the skin of others. Not necessarily a bad thing. That is unless you happen to be on the receiving end of her displeasure.

It’s not often I do investigative reporting. I prefer the more editorial leanings of this calling but I couldn’t resist this tid bit when it landed on my doorstep. I even went out of my way to investigate whether this was merely spurious conjecture or the real deal.

I have to tell you my avid readers, it’s not looking good for Lestat. From my super secret source I was given a location where Lestat was luring every human he could muster just to garner the special blood fattening power he gets from God Ravenblack when he turns new humans to this dark way of life.

You would think Lestat, in this Saintly form would have learned his lesson. God Ravenblack has already stripped him of everything a vampire could possibly be stripped of for one such thumbing of his nose at the great power of this city. But does he really dare to do it again, in another form, so soon after being stripped of his powers, his life and his body?

Earlier today, the loss of a childe of Murrz Ramirez was brought to the attention of the Staff here at the Grimoire.
RavenBlack, the Lord of our fair city, detecting a vile taint around the corpse of King Lestat, smited him in one fell blow, rendering him little more than a temporary shell within our fine city.

Various sources reported at some point in time, Lestat had been seen slumming in the ghetto's bragging of his abilities to illegally move coins from servants to others for a fee. We can only surmise here at the Grimoire that if Lestat indeed had this dark art skill, this would not be the first time he has used it. Confidence in charging others a fee for this indicates that one would have to be particularly skilled through practice in this trade. And were he not skilled through practice, one could again surmise the number of vampires he put in or could have put in jeopardy had he used it on them.

Today saw the launch of Ravenblack City's first television news service. Affiliated to BCI News, the new station is a joint venture between Lesion of the Empty Spirals and Shaarinya, BCI proprietress. The initial broadcast, aired this morning, showed the same incisive eye for news that the paper itself is unlikely to ever be known for: it was entirely about Lesions farts.

Unfortunately, the event was overshadowed by the announcement that Lesion, well known for his seedy dealings, is in possession of "dirty pictures" of Yggdrasil's psychopathic supremo, ophelia. The images are sure to be in great demand on account of the city elder's delicate and haunting beauty.

I would like to officially state that the House of Heorot HAS NOT entered ANY allies into this war. It shall remain as such until our enemies bring in allies of their own.

That being said, who ever else has decided to launch attacks on any single or group of TiC members shall be disclaimed from HoH as friends or allies at this time.

Also, we will refrain from further attacks on Fire Hawk this evening until a member of TiC has contacted me or one of my co-leaders regarding his inexplicable drop in blood out of respect.

CrimsonClover
High Council ~ House of Heorot

Earlier this evening, it was brought to my attention that What The had been Holy Watered by blackdragon of HoH. My curiosity was piqued so I took a few quiet moments to sit with blackdragon and find out what was really going on.

Grimoire Editor: To start, lets go back to the beginning. At what point in time did HoH consider targeting What The?

blackdragon bd: Well I suppose her name was never taken off the table and was put there long before I joined the clan, but this specific attack was planned very recently.

Grimoire Editor: Is there any particular reason you have for attacking her? Or is it just for the hell of it-boredom etc?

"The Magisters Council have decided, along with ladypeacek, that the Ferrymen should begin their new path with the Stygian resuming her position. persephone has been removed from the property and her place amongst the clan revoked for breaking the creed."
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Backstory:

On March 31 2008 an announcement was made on behalf of the Ferrymen. In this announcement, persephone, the acting leader of The Ferrymen turned over leadership of the clan to Andre D'Dary, her new sire. For a few days after this announcement speculation, laughter, suspicion and upset running through the city. Was this just an elaborate joke? Was this serious? Did Andre have good intentions for the ancient clan that so long ago was held in such esteem? Had persephone lost her mind?

As the bodies piled up around, madame syn has made a small come back, burning a crew late last night. Those of us here at the Grimoire have flipped the proverbial sand timer, and will sit and wait.

The battle that started on Thursday night ended just as quickly on Saturday night, with the fall of Calisto Lomax by the House of D'dary, EvilDrusilla by the original attackers (although it has been reported that Seth Lomax took the final shot), and Seth Lomax, also by the House of D'dary.

I have been asked to clarify that although the Sypheronias, members of Majica's House of Wilde, and the House of D'dary were attacking the same targets, that all three groups had different reasons and does not signify an alliance between any of these groups.

With that said, the end result is the same. The staff of the Grimoire wish each of the three a good rest, and extend congratulations to the victors. And allow me to interject a small editorial addition by the writer? [AKA What follows is OPINION] Seth, this IS what happens when you forget who came before you. Those who giveth can and sometimes do, taketh away.

On Valentine's Day, the Sypheronias, along with Majica, Mina, Moon_Shadow, Jaenelle, and RemipunX began attacking the House of Lomax. The Lomaxes returned fire and as a result, the House of D'dary has now become involved. Since both Jaenelle and RemipunX belong to the D'dary family, the D'dary's decided to return fire on behalf of their family.

About a month ago, in what is now commonly referred to as the Farce War, a member of the House of Lomax attacked Majica, RemipunX, and Ollie as part of their war orders. The three returned fire, and the House of Lomax responded as a unit. They attacked the three of them for attacking their kin the night before Seth Lomax, patriarch of the bloodline, was scheduled to duel with kaio999. The D'dary's have responded in kind during this most recent battle, in an attempt to give the Lomaxes a taste of their own medicine.

Last night the House of Lomax was attacked by the combined forces of The Sypheronias and a few other vampires who felt they had a score to settle. Majica, Mina, Moon_Shadow, and RemipunX are said to be among the few tag teaming on this effort.

As more information is received, we'll be sure to let you know.

Happy Valentines Day to everyone involved!

We of The Sun Clan have watched from the shadows of our night-blighted, violent city since the beginning. Neutrality, information-gathering, and observation are cornerstones of existence as a Solar. Some of you are no doubt familiar with such old names as The Sun, torch, and Basil. They, and everyone else of the Solar family, wish to announce that we are celebrating another milestone in RavenBlack City. This is our fifth year of existence. Please join us in celebrating the anniversary of one of the oldest clans in the City.

Care to join the festivities?

* Come to the Ivory Tower and shout your congratulations to the Solars who have gathered there. *

As most of you know, I've spent the last six weeks fighting members of the Mafia alliance, primarily DOA & DoW, alongside my children RemipunX and her husband Ollie. Throughout this war, I've not only dealt with the disadvantage of numbers but other adversities as well.

Though I know that I have made a few errors here and there, I have fought to the best of my ability, learning things as the nights of battle passed. Now my aggressors have fallen into shadows, and while doing so, have begun to gain blood while not moving. At this point, with the crippling blow to my opponent's finances, with the allied clans of the Mafia breaking off and onto their own, and with the looming taint of blackblood on the part of those that wish to send me to torpor, one thing has been made very clear. My opponents did not get the easy kill they perhaps thought they were going to get. There is no vengeance gained…no redemption to be had. Only lessons. Both for myself and I would like to hope…for my opponents.

Congratulations!

As various news sources have reported on the conflict involving Majica, Remipunx and Co ~vs~ A LOT of other vampires-all waging a war of sorts in the city, there is now an interesting turn of events.

While not related to a defence for Majica and Company, Hells Angels have stepped onto the battle field, launching attacks on members of DOA and OI.

The reasons remain to be seen , but will be reported as they unfold.

Over the past several days, the hot story in town is how various Mafia members attacked Majica Wilde, and the ensuing conflict that has occurred. Shortly after Majica was attacked, her childer, RemipunX, responded in kind, attacking several Mafia affiliated vampires. Since the nature of Remi’s attacks have been questioned, I decided to end the speculation and track her down for an interview in between the vial tossing. When we met, save the obvious exhaustion, she appeared rather immaculate. No holy water burns were noticed, although there was the distinctive smell of burning flesh. She practically bounced into our meeting place, almost as if she was trying to show that nothing was bothering her, and with the exception of the paleness from lack of blood and pure exhaustion, one would probably be fooled by the outward appearance. She bounced in, took a seat rather enthusiastically, laughed at my makeshift reporter gear of a twill suit and an old frumpy hat with a press card in it, and settled into the questions. What follows is Remi’s story.

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