The Ravenblack Grimoire

Dead and Buried is the new black. Or the old black or like the sad ass grey black everyone wears because some sick rick told them it was the new black. The sheep.

It’s not the new black at all. It’s just sad and yet another sad ass has raised his head up from the depths of buried-dom to announce his burgeoning presence to the city. Again. Again.

But lets face it. We’ve all missed this particular brand of sad ass. The city was a depressing, more common place place without the pert gentlemen we all fondly remember with his wise cracks, his duelling supremacy and grandiose plans that never came to anything.

It’s no mean feat to piss off a vampire so badly that they’re willing to come off some serious amounts of dosh to see you dead. These ones, apparently did.

What is wrong with the city anyway. Why can’t you just kill your own freaking vampires. Weak ass, that’s what I say.

Yes, there is a birth, deaths, marriages section to this rag. But I’m not interested enough to try and post them all. HOWEVER, if you want to post one you feel requires honourable mention, then by all means feel free.

I’m only going to post the ones I feel are interesting enough to comment on. The rest are just filler fodder for other rags bored bastards to stare at while drool dribbles out of their mouths.

Many congratulations to this wonderful couple! Here's to an eternity!

NEW SEVERANCES
CG Dragonfly severs Goliath
Count Tuna severs his partner
Lady B severs long time childer Michiru

SIRINGS
ladypeacek sires Lord Azrael
Horrer sires Aubrey Beth
Scythian sires TheVoness
Asmia sires Phrixus
Katastrophe sires Mordia
Seyda sires Lass

BINDINGS
BlackBlank weds Draughlin

Reaver858
TangibleDeath
LadyGray
And again Lady Gray
Ace
Kali
Samantha Dawn
Lord Galamushi
Gakjah
Maelthras
Vharcan
Bloody Hell

VengefulReaper severs RinascitaFire
Doncey severs the Fronk
Miranda Dawn and Shaarinya part ways
Samantha Dawn severs the juggalofreak

Sapphira and Wolfsidhe Sever too
Doncey also severs Demetri
TangibleDeath severs Lord Galamushi – and who wouldn’t if you ask me.
King Lestat severs Katastrophe

Doncey then severs BlueVamp – dude, he’s weeding out the tree aint he?
Dark Mooncalf lets the Matriarch go and Senaiya leaves the Xeneri line

Ayla myst and Malacai sever
Dark Mooncalf also severs Hessian the sharp toothed one
Archontohs severs Daly – And at this point, who hasn’t?

Thalialeu and nightrampage bind in unholy matrimony
Maddy DeCartha and slow death do the same
Femme fatale binds herself toe Brujah … again? Obviously they’re not firm believers in once bitten twice shy huh?

Lady Senaiya binds herself to kraven a match made in The Republic and beyond.
Emerald_Summer binds to Starscream
Vamp_Melissa binds to a Machine? Don’t ask me. I don’t know. I just report the news.
Lanfear and Thylantis bind again. I wonder if she’s aware of his nefarious nature and just doesn’t care? Who knows.
Saikeria ties the knot to JulianMoore
Whitefang bings to RICO – saaaaaaaaauve! Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Gallagher Sires Alceme
Jocelyn Sires Raph Vander
TheEnchanter Sires Astryd
Bezebub sires Shina
Annabelle Sires Loki_Devlin – OoHhh… and a Ferryman goes by way of the Lady in White
Naimira-sama sires Keyi and Staziker

takes a rest and keeps on going

LadyFae sires Hessian
Seyda Sires Wyndcryer – and here’s hoping this one lasts the distance.
King Lestat sires Vukodlac
TooL sires The Devil – Anyone else think this is a match made in hell’s heaven?
Astryd sires BaaraOfTheSand – Whoever the hell named this vampire should be shot and Psycho Cliff
Nitenurse sires Lady Senaiya – and the long time Matriarch of the Xeneri lines gives up her Xeneri bloodline to join her name to the St John line. Does this mean the Xeneri line is dead?

Congratulations, you two!

Congratulations, you two!

In news large sectons of the city will thoroughly enjoy, the vampire shaarinya, leader of the Immortalis Decretum per Cruor clan, was brutally terminated recently by the warriors of Yggdrasil and the Republic. This loud mouthed proprietor of a downmarket chat rag unwisely stepped in to a conflict between Yggdrasil and the Dawn family. Unfortunately for her reports just in suggest the Yggdrasil war machine swept her clan aside without breaking into a sweat. Some wags are already dubbing her less-than-ruthless organisation "Idiots Die Cheaply".

For better or for worse, it will be quite some time before the vampiress termed "Britney Spears without the class" can show her face in the city again. The Grimoire staff will join many in Ravenblack's city in enjoying the peace and quiet.

23 May - 30 May 2008

With the many acts of war at play in the city at the moment, I forsee this listing to grow quite a bit over the next week. Kill me this. Kill me that. It's a bloodthirsty week. Must be a full moon.

Phail At Life has been zeroed

Saint Lestat killed by the D’dary. I don’t know about anyone else, but I find this death to be particularly apropos.

Nightwalker zeroed by The Inner Circle

Katastrophe zeroed by the D’dary

And just recently Daly fell under the combined D'dary sword...

23 May - 30 May 2008

And there were severances all OVER the place this week. Along with the various calls for war it seems vampires thought it was a good time to walk away, run away and cut off branches of their bloodlines.

Idony severs RemipunX

-Konamie- severs RemipunX – and so Remi loses two childer. Looks like there’s a mass exodus at play…

And then RemipunX severs with her husband Andre Louvrain

AND with her Sire Andre ‘the man’ D’dary. – Now THIS one has been busy

And then RemipunX and Byren sever and Sire/Childer respectively

Inu severs Annabelle the Lady in White, Dandelion Princess as Sire. So ends another long lived union of Sire & Childer.

23 May - 30 May 2008

And not to discount the love that floats in the air of our unlives.

RemipunX binds to BaShalor as partners. Ohh this is what I call doing the D’dary - ala Sire/Childer/Lover.

ladypeacek and Decivius bind. Whoever Decivius is.

Mavericks Child and Andre Louvain do the shotgun thing. As already published. Don’t ask me. I never understood why the first time this sort of Gyllie marriage happened, this second showing is just as perplexing.

scratch and Count Tuna bind ! Anyone else think Tuna should get a buy 10 get one free card?

Amdis Brone and msmith tied the knot.

23 May - 30 May 2008

For some reason this week has been a bumper week all the way round. Sirings, Bindings, Obits ohh MY !

And then Andre snaps up the Idony and the –Konamie-: and becomes Sire du jour. snap !
Crys sires AriesEnlighten
scratch sires Rex Le Rouge
Moon_Shadow sires AcerNeros and Morphine
VengefulReaper sires RinascitaFire
Majica sires Vex
Saint Lestat sires RemipunX. Ohh now HERE is a shocker. I heard Remi wanted Lestat in the biblical sense. I guess she’s settling.
Redsdoddes sires synnovea
RavynneNitewnd sires Aristeen
SeronAlaran weds Melisande

"Forcing Mavbeast to marry today Wed may 28th
4pm est..
Help share her humiliation
P.S. Dont tell her."

And apparently no one did. With bats, cattle prods and an unusual amount of duct tape, this all ended in a lovely binding ceremony with the Bride dressed in silver. All donations for tools of punishment should be directed toward Mister Louvain.

Congratulations!

16 May - 23 May 2008

Rile - Dead and Buried – What in the hell is with all the vampires going D&B. Is there no staying power in the city anymore?

Edward the Ghetto-pire is killed for being, an loud mouth unapologetic ass.

16 May - 23 May 2008

Fenrir_Lycan weds Brandi Stewart

shyeyeloverkil binds to VengefulReaper in Unholy Matrimony

16 May - 23 May 2008

Mina Severs Spensor by his request

And then –Spensor- severs his own childer Mute; busy boy this one

Samantha Dawn Severs Sixxdawg

Demetri severs Lass as childer at her request. So ends another familial bond.

16 May - 23 May 2008

JokerofLust sires Fenrir_Lycan

HerGlowingEyes sire Arias Talon

To which it seems –Spensor- had a back up sire in the wings and in the same night skipped ship and bound himself to Josephine as sire. You gotta love this city. It’s fabulous stuff.

Seppuku sired Alex VanBurn

Alex VanBurn s lineage runs as follows: Seppuku (19360), Chiru (3911), setitevampyr (3661), Sartori (18550) and the master vampire On-da-g (20551).

Hrmmm… what I’D like to know is when did Chiru take the leap and was sired by Setite?

I think I should have been invited !! Why wasn’t I invited? Chiru ! Why wasn’t I invited??

Congratulations to new Sire and Childer. May the wheels of your unlife turn without too much of a squeak… and if it doesn’t I recommend holy water with a healthy dose of WD40.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to farewell a couple of vampires someone must know, but I'm afraid. It's not me.

Aziza Laredo Dead and Buried, which used to mean gone forever but now seems to mean, gone-ish.

Darkangela zeroed by Bane Draken, so sad.

And then you have love as love does and love means binding in that love. For this week at least.
Week 9 May - 16 May 2008

Gakjah and Mute Bind in Unholy Matrimony.

Brujah weds femme fatale

And just as tragically the end of other's time in a bloodline:
Week 9 May - 16 May 2008

Aglekos and Delphine sever familial ties. Snippity Snip snip snip and so an Angel St John no more and it seems she's roaming the city as a Mavros now.

Foxx takes Ms Aciss as a Childer and just like that turns around and severs her in just one week the rabbits are done. Someone really needs to smack one of these two vampires until they get a grip on themselves. Anyone else think maybe they shouldn't have bound if it wasn't going to outlast the life of a May fly? Bloody D'dary.

This week in the unlives of our great city we have the following additions to bloodlines:
Week of 9 May - 16 May 2008

RemipunX takes TheEnchanter as childer

Deylin takes Codieh as childer

Andre Louvain sires vampuro

Foxx takes Ms Aciss as a Childer and so the D’dary multiplies like little rabbits.

Naimira-sama sires Foxx

Whitefang sires gakjah

Zero'd by Yggdrasil for being stupid within the home of the lovely Speedy and jaxi.

This isn't a surprise to anyone I know. But I say, if you're going to go on about the death of one soul. Then you should at least turn around and celebrate the happier side of the same coin.

I'd say congratulations but I don't know. I'd rather be tied to a King than a Saint. A Saint seems like he'd be a hard act to follow. All that piety would make my teeth hurt.

Love you guys. Mostly.

But apparently he's risen again like Christ but on the second day instead of the fourth day and unlike Christ he's not preaching world peace or some shit.

He's apparently reanimated his soul into the newly formed body of Saint Lestat (just in case you wanna know where to send your sympathy cards) and just got himself hooked back up to the lovely Inu (in which case you should probably also send a Congratulations card too) which is like KING Lestat but not really because King Lestat was killed by God Ravenblack. But he's essentially the same soul, but you know, with a new body. Which would be kinda neat when you think abou it cause. HEY! I've always wanted bigger boobs so I should totally go that route and then find me a new body with like bigger boobs and smaller feet or something.

..or an old one? Or a new one that just has the scent of an old one? Hell, now I'm confused.

Congratulations Sir!

Congratulations to you Asmia, on the fat bouncing baby boy! And Andy Drake-congratulations on gaining an amazing vampire for a Sire.